
Hello, everybody! Today I will share one nice Christmas Cake Recipe, that you are unlikely to forget, if you going to straightly follow the cooking directions...
Ok, "ho-ho-ho", as Santa Clause used to say, here we start!
Now the recipe itself:
You'll need the following:
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
2 cups of flour
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
1 bottle of whiskey
* Sample the whisky to check for quality.
* Take a large bowl.
* Check the whisky again. To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
* Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
* Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
* Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Try another cup.
* Tune up the mixer. Beat to leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
* Mix on the turner. If the fired fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.
* Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity.
* Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
* Check the whisky.
* Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
* Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
* Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
* Don't forget to beat off the turner.
* Throw the bowl out of the window.
* Check the whisky again and crawl to bed if you can...
That's it, dudes! Enjoy! And I will not give you the nutrition info this time, ok?



